Single Ladies Gone Wrong

This made me cry from laughing too much

Duxperiment 002: Mailing Pear

Somebody once told me that they had successfully mailed a banana (only the banana, not in a box or anything) to their friend. I had my doubts about this, so I decided to try and mail something more solid, and to the other side of the coast. Donna, I am going to send you a pear!

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Wrote down the address in sharpie, and headed to the post office in Ackerman!

Got in line, waited my turn, and then finally when it was my turn, I asked,

"How much to send this?"

I decided not to ask if I can actually send it or not.
The post office girl replies,

"Uhh... I'll have to weight it"

She's smirking lol
It was $2.24 to send it, and when I was about to stick the stamps onto the pear she stopped me and said,

"Ohh, we can't send the actual pear it has to be in something..."

"Why not?"


"Because it's pe(a)rishable."

I didn't ask if that pun was intended, but it was pretty funny.


0 for 2 so far yaaaaaaay

Threadless: major lag

Third threadless! Alliteration! Next one won't be til "tenth!"
The submission is for the threadless loves geek thing, and as you can see, I didn't change an inch of it since it got rejected the last time. :) I've learned a very valuable life lesson today, persistence prevails (wait, maybe that meant to keep fixing it... Oh well)!

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Duxperiment 001: Milk Tea

I think it might be fun to record random experiments (random + experiements = duxperiments [pronounched DUUUHHH-x-periments], also because they're fucking dumb).

I heard that mixing sugar and milk with tea makes milk tea. Which makes perfuckt sense.

So, my roommate (Jenny) and I tried it in our floor lounge at 1:00 AM. She had to do her calc hw, and there were other people studying in there.

Nevertheless, the calls of science cannot be ignored.

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Anyway, we were looking for a substitute for sugar and the best we could come up with was Jenny's Nutella. That shit is sooooo good.

Of course,


it tasted like crap mixed (it didn't really mix) with tea and milk.

Jenny thought it tasted like wood.
I'm pretty sure wood tastes better than that.
Sometimes, Jenny and I don't agree.

Today was such a productive day :)

It's Been Over a Week

since I moved into the UCLA dormitory! :)
And that is why I haven't been posting at all recently.

I was soooo nervous before I started living in the dormitory. My whole life I wasn't exactly the type to "I'm gonna go mingle now," but my roommate's really cool and I met a whooooole bunch of cool people! :) Also, my room smells heavily of apple cinnamon.

Shower stalls are small as shit, room is small as crap, and room is hot as poop, but still happy to be here :) The people are friendly as hell and everyday feels so productive.

Dropped a class today, but still a full-time student at 14 units!

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At the dining halls, we're allowed to take back 1 fruit, 2 cookies, or 1 piece of cake. My roommate and I always try to make a habit of taking back a fruit to our fridge to snack on later. Also, she likes soy milk, bananas, and string cheese, all of which I don't, so everything works out perfectly :) I always try to make a habit of drawing on the bananas and oranges.


My snack drawer. Mmmmmmmmmmm


We got these on our move-in day.
lmfao


I eat breakfast everyday. So far, I've been eating Captain Crunch every day.


The sign I saw on the elevator today. It made me feel so awkward.

Birthdays are quite nice

My birthday was a little while ago, but I must say it was one of the best I've ever had. I spent the whole day watching movies and hanging out with Asuka, Ayumi, Kiye, and Michelle, and even got a gift mailed all the way from Rhode Island!

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The "Oh Shit!" button, that serves no purpose other than making you feel like things will be better if you pushed it. Even though it won't be.


Someone help me pick a name for this guy.


Guys? Shouhei just made me do a scavenger hunt around the house (and the internet) for around 20 minutes (due to cleverly hidden clues in the form of riddles) to find a 19" LCD monitor waiting for me. I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH A FLATSCREEN FOR YEARS.

I know it's impossible, but somehow my computer feels faster...

Anyway, thanks to everyone that made my birthday the best I've had in 18 years! :) :) :) :)

Home Boy Go Home

Today was a day full of doing shit I don't want to do, and getting nothing in return for it. To add to that, my internet is as slow as a smashed snail.

On days like this, I like to think back on funny videos to make me feel better. I also like blasting music.



Pretty old video, funny nonetheless.